toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

macarena-of-time:

“you can use your notes on the test”

drarna:

my friends get really uncomfortable when i call things “hecka dope”